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fairyhead 

a bald fellow, or a fellow content to forgo a hat. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.
Detective Theo Kojak is quite the fairyhead!
Tom, Bill, Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, David, Greg, Hayden, Harun, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Kenny, Kevin, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, and Uriah are all fairyheads; they’re all content to forgo a hat in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.
fairyhead by JMC70 February 26, 2022
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Fairstead Estate 

Known also by locals as 'The Stead'

1) Council Estate on the outskirts of King's Lynn, Norfolk.
2) Shit Hole
3) Place to visit if you wish to score drugs, alcohol or to be shot
4) Widely considered to be a home from home for London Rejects
1) If you want to get stabbed or catch a Disease; come to Fairstead Estate
Fairstead Estate by slipper foot September 29, 2011

fairhead 

a person with light colored, golden hair (a blonde)
blonde: you look mean.
brunette: that's cause you're a fairhead
blonde: (looking confused, like always)
brunette: YOU'RE A FAIRHEAD, WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND.
fairhead by fairhead magnet January 16, 2014
A large area above the eyes that's perfect for collecting food.
"Ya got yams on yer farhead!"
farhead by wynzlo December 10, 2008
synonomous with butthead,butthole,asswipe...etc.etc
he's being some dumb, what a farthead
farthead by stephanie May 7, 2004
farthead - noun; an extremely stupid and easily led individual, one who simply goes along with the crowd.
"Look at the farthead next door - he just bought a new SUV to keep up with the Joneses down the street."
farthead by Reese Fowler December 14, 2004

fairybread man 

typically used to describe a soft and sometimes fragile human.

Soft, fragile, sensitive yet sweet. Often the one to cry himself to sleep after the banter was too strong. Often persuades younger audiences with copious amounts of sweet fairy bread into his cute little house.

Often swings both ways, asking as he can sit on a tongue.
Definition:
Fairybread man defined as a soft and sometimes fragile human.

"Ryan, stop jumping every time Seinfeld comes on, fucking fairybread man"

"Ryan, your asshole tastes like fairybread, fucking fairybread man"

"It's on Ryan, fairybread men can have normal lives also"
fairybread man by Nuggetdick March 26, 2017