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fairdinkum 

Afirmative sexual availability.

If one is single, not in a monogamous relationship, or otherwise not exclusively attached, they are said to be fairdinkum. (it's fair to dink 'um)

To pork someone who is not 'available' would be unfairdinkum.

John has the hots for his best friend's girlfriend Sheila, but to bone her behind his buddy's back would be unfairdinkum. John must tell his friend that he saw Shiela hoing it up with the bouncer at a singles club, and later chuggin' cock in the back alley for free shooters. His friend should then break up with the ho. Now she's fairdinkum, and John can tap dat ass without fear of reprisal.

Linda: "Tom is so hot, I wanna ride him like a Jersey steer. Too bad he's dating Cindy... she'd rip my uterus out with her bare hands if she found out I boned him."
Keri: "You're in luck! As of last night, Tom and Cindy are on a 'break' ... he's fairdinkum!"
fairdinkum by Scarecrow05 May 1, 2006

Fair Dinkum Aussie Dingo 

A return response to an Aussie mate (male) usually over a few beers who says something so outrageous that “fair dinkum” just doesn’t cut it.
Mate at pub: Went fishing, fell in the water, got attached by a shark, managed to get out of the water fairly unscathed and scored a root on the walk back to the Ute.

Response: Fair dinkum Aussie dingo!

a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker 

Geoff - "How would you describe an Aussie?"
Frank - "a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker"

fair dinkum 

Australian slang; v, fair or true. To proclaim a fact or truth in a statement in such a manner.
Na mate, I'l tell ya what...the guy come roun he-gain..Il give to em right..bloody fair dinkum mate!"
fair dinkum by herbie January 22, 2004

Fair dinkum 

Usually a term used to confirm the truth of a statement.
The origins of this term are disputed but a plausible one is that it came from the Victorian Goldfields where Chinese workers used the term Ding kum so confirm a deal that is honest and true.
Fair dinkum mate those shoes have seen better days.
Fair dinkum by Parkmyute November 25, 2012

dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker

an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia
Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.