failticulate
To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
failticulate by mvolfman July 10, 2010
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farticulate
Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.
Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.
farticulate by kemibe February 20, 2013
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farticulate by stooptard September 6, 2003
farticulate
To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.
farticulate by Applecide November 11, 2014
Farticulate
When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.
Farticulate by DuckMan37 April 9, 2019
Fanticulate
To fantasize about something speculated, or to daydream about it.
Past Tense: Fanticulated
Present Tense: Fanticulate / Fanticulizing
Future Tense: Fanticulize / Fanticulate
Part of Speech: Verb
Past Tense: Fanticulated
Present Tense: Fanticulate / Fanticulizing
Future Tense: Fanticulize / Fanticulate
Part of Speech: Verb
Today my coworker brought a picture of their family to their desk. I sometimes fanticulate about them playing with a dog, because I think they might have one.
Fanticulate by ElliottBLT June 20, 2017
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