failticulate 

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

failticulate by mvolfman July 10, 2010

"Farticulate Matter" 

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

"Farticulate Matter" by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

farticulate 

Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.

Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.

farticulate by kemibe February 20, 2013

farticulate 

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.

When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.

farticulate by stooptard September 6, 2003

farticulate 

To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.

Even if you can be very eloquent, it's best not to farticulate during an interview.

farticulate by Applecide November 11, 2014

Farticulate 

The residual faecal particles produced from an extremely powerful, shit-inducing fart.

When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.

Farticulate by DuckMan37 April 9, 2019

Fanticulate

To fantasize about something speculated, or to daydream about it.

Past Tense: Fanticulated
Present Tense: Fanticulate / Fanticulizing

Future Tense: Fanticulize / Fanticulate
Part of Speech: Verb

Today my coworker brought a picture of their family to their desk. I sometimes fanticulate about them playing with a dog, because I think they might have one.

Fanticulate by ElliottBLT June 20, 2017