farticulate

Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.

Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.

by kemibe February 20, 2013

farticulate

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.

When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

farticulate

To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.

Even if you can be very eloquent, it's best not to farticulate during an interview.

by Applecide November 11, 2014

Farticulate

The residual faecal particles produced from an extremely powerful, shit-inducing fart.

When the man looked at his boxers, he realised they had been stained a rancid shade of brown by his daily farticulate.

by DuckMan37 April 9, 2019

Farticulate

Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.

That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.

by TheBeatsmith December 4, 2010

Farticulate

Talking out of your bottom

After a curry, Angus is very farticulate

by Morbabe November 24, 2023

Farticulate

To speak or express oneself clearly and confidently — while actually being full of gas and hot air. Often used to describe someone who sounds impressive but says nothing of real substance.

"Dave always farticulates in meetings — lots of noise, zero value."

by JennyKaur008 August 1, 2025