failee 

someone who fails at everything. Or someone who has committed an überfail or faiola

Employee: Sir I poured toxic waste over everything because I tripped.
The Boss: You failed. You failed everything you are a failee

failee by the grim failer July 5, 2009

Failed Abortion 

Dream stans

Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion

Failed Abortion by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022

mission failed we'll get em next time 

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.

Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time

mission failed we'll get em next time by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016

Cead Mile Failte 

A traditional Irish Gaelic greeting meaning "A Hundred Thousand Welcomes"

Cead- Hundred
Mile- Thousand
Failte- Welcome(s)

Something you might see on a sign at an airport when arriving in Ireland

Tom went to answer the knock at the door and hollered "Cead mile failte!" as he answered it and saw his family from over in the states.

Cead Mile Failte by yaboymd January 20, 2019

test failed 

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you

You ran out of ink, test failed

test failed by iddunno March 22, 2021

fatleens

Having the physical traits of enlarged body part (mainly the gut region.) Most fatleens swim with a t-shirt on to keep their tits from floating to the surface. Similar to a walrus or elephant.

"Where is that lard-ass fatleens at?" said Mike. "Probably closing down our local buffet" replied Tom.

fatleens by Anal Destroyer June 29, 2010

Failed Abortion 

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

Failed Abortion by NightHunter November 9, 2011