fagunt

a combination of a FAGgot and a cUNT
used for a really annoying person who has homosexual tendencies

man, did you see alfred fucked all those dudes? what a fagunt!

by boymeatschicken August 31, 2017

Mr. Fauntroy

Evil teacher at Argyle Middle School. Takes fried chicken as bribe. Fails everyone for no reason...

Mr. Fauntroy got married somehow, no one knows how.

by chocoboslayerJR. December 2, 2015

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

faunting

(Fornt-ing) To faunt, is to bite your checks and try and smile, resulting in what is uncommonly know as faunting.

Faunting is a way of expressing a feeling of anger or silliness depending on the situation and atmosphere.

Jeremy was frustrated because he failed his school exam so he faunted at the teacher.

Michael tried faunting all night long but his sister, Jane, could faunt a lot better.

by Sir Faunts-a-lot October 15, 2008

faguette

A French faggot

Bread is a faguette.

by Llaeth October 6, 2015

faguette sandwich

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.

"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"

by sandspit October 9, 2009

faunt

A fun aunt, just like funcle.

Also see fauntie for a more personalized touch.

Kid's mom: I am dropping the kids off at my sister's later. They love her, she is such a faunt!

by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019