faunt

A fun aunt, just like funcle.

Also see fauntie for a more personalized touch.

Kid's mom: I am dropping the kids off at my sister's later. They love her, she is such a faunt!

faunt by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019

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Faunt

The art of biting the insides of your cheeks so as to prevent movement and then smiling to create an alternate smiley face suitable for any occasion, be it a funeral, a childs 4th birthday or even a meeting where a child is about to find out theyre adopted.

"Check that guy out"
"where?"
"That guy there!"
"Wow! that is one incredible faunt."

Faunt by FauntMasterFlex February 4, 2010

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faunt

a combination of "frightening" and "gaunt."

"when you want to see her run,
she's got style, she's got faunt;
she's a baby.."

faunt by muskrat February 1, 2005

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fainting couch feminism

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014