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a word used by gay men to describe a high attractiveness level of another man. he is so sexy you want to eat him up like yogurt
person 1: Mmmm mmm jimmy-bob look at that delicious cup of fagurt standing at the bar.

person 2: i would eat him with a spoon bob

person 1: you dumb fag, i'd lick him up.
fagurt by Master Fagurt January 16, 2004
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faggot is mean so instead of using it as an insult you mix it with yogurt because who doesn't like yogurt unless you're lactose intolerant but then you can say fagurt which won't insult them unless they're gay AND lactose intolerant
you're a fagurt
fagurt by Sosadelarosa September 21, 2017
Yougurt for gays, an actual product. increases stanmina,
Robert: Dude, sooooo hungry...
Jamie: Go grab some fagurt man
Fagurt by Darkkayos0 December 24, 2007

faguette 

Bread is a faguette.
faguette by Llaeth October 6, 2015

faguette sandwich 

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.
"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"
faguette sandwich by sandspit October 9, 2009

fagurrito 

A male Hispanic homo sexual that is portly so much that he resembles a burrito in shape
The guy with his shirt on in the pool
...total fagurrito.!
fagurrito by UNITED WRIOT July 7, 2014