fagpul

A word given to magpul products by people who think they look stupid/ are overrated. Really the people are just jelly because they can't afford it.

Person 1: *Cool pic of m4 with lots of magpul parts*
Person 2: Wow, nice fagpul gun loser.

by Mr.poodles March 3, 2011

Fapulate

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

by lazydbird June 18, 2021

Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

by lazydbird June 19, 2021

Count Fagula

A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.

Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.

by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010

fagpuss

when fag or pussy don't truly describe some one.

-Rogerson just got his mom to help him ask a girl to prom
-he is such a fagpuss

by mr. bitches 2.0 March 15, 2011

count fapula

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

Fapulous

A term used to describe anybody who looks good enough to masturbate to, usually in a fashion sense; Another way of saying incredibly sexy.

For example:

Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"

by The1Atheist January 4, 2014