fagpul
A word given to magpul products by people who think they look stupid/ are overrated. Really the people are just jelly because they can't afford it.
fagpul by Mr.poodles March 3, 2011
Fapulating Device
Fapulating Device by lazydbird June 19, 2021
Count Fagula
A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.
Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.
Count Fagula by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010
fagpuss
fagpuss by mr. bitches 2.0 March 15, 2011
count fapula
1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes
2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"
"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
count fapula by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009
Fapulous
A term used to describe anybody who looks good enough to masturbate to, usually in a fashion sense; Another way of saying incredibly sexy.
For example:
Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"
Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"
Fapulous by The1Atheist January 4, 2014
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scruples; to have manners;
May also be spelt Brought-upsie
WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
May also be spelt Brought-upsie
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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?
Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?
Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?
Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?
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