fagocytosis
An epidemic of homosexuality causing desire of anal holes and other round penetrable surfaces not preordained by nature
fagocytosis by Billybob April 12, 2005
fudgocytosis
A method of masturbation where the flaccid penis is pressed against a hard surface such as a floor or rockery. The person then proceeds to repeatedly half pushing out a poo until an orgasm is reached but be careful not to push it out too far or you will poo yourself. This is best done with some pornography in view but can be done innocently infront of a television by watching fleshy music channels.
I had an orgasm in my living room with my whole family in there and nobody noticed because of fudgocytosis!
fudgocytosis by fudgocyte March 17, 2009
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faggocytosis
Jon: "Hey Abe!"
Bart: "Shh dude! He's Abby now. Ever since Sarah."
Jon: "Wow, complete faggocytosis there."
Bart: "Shh dude! He's Abby now. Ever since Sarah."
Jon: "Wow, complete faggocytosis there."
faggocytosis by Stanley_Goodspeed March 6, 2008
fagotosis
fagomitosis
The general process of someone coming out of the proverbial closet. After fagomitosis the said person is full blown gay.
Look at the pink shirt Kevin is wearing today! He must be close to completing the cycle of fagomitosis.
fagomitosis by Slightly_Obnoxious January 3, 2006
faggotcytosis
faggotcytosis by Kenners May 9, 2024
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