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fagomitosis 

The general process of someone coming out of the proverbial closet. After fagomitosis the said person is full blown gay.
Look at the pink shirt Kevin is wearing today! He must be close to completing the cycle of fagomitosis.
fagomitosis by Slightly_Obnoxious January 3, 2006
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fagocytosis 

An epidemic of homosexuality causing desire of anal holes and other round penetrable surfaces not preordained by nature
Dude, that's gay! You must have fagocytosis.
fagocytosis by Billybob April 12, 2005
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fagotosis 

when everything around you turns gay like a disease
why are all the girls turning bi, and the guys turning gay at school??

man, fagotosis is spreading
fagotosis by R3ll March 13, 2010

fagmotosis 

When one suffers from being a faggot.
"That kid has fagmotosis!"

"Ya he is pretty queer"
fagmotosis by x _ f A c 7 o R February 14, 2005

Fagomatosis 

Being gay and retarded.
My son suffers from Fagomatosis.
Fagomatosis by NerdaChris February 3, 2018
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