faggerblaster

A ratchet and clank weapon

OH MAN, did you see me blow that shit up with my faggerblaster?

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fingerblaster

One who has great skill in the art of manual stimulation of an orfice. Most commonly a vagina or anus.

Andy had manual stimulation with Amy last night, she was pleasured four times, man he is one fingerblaster.

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The act of inserting two fingers into a vagina many times at a high speed for a few seconds

Boris: "Hey man, do you know where Samantha is?"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"

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An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands

“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”

“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “

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The state of a straight person shortly after realizing that he/she is hanging out in a gay-bar in a foreign city.

Guy 1: Man, how was your trip to Aix-en-Provence?
Guy 2: Everything was fine until we got faggerblasted in this place called "Odeur du Chef"!

faggerblasted by jorgev December 20, 2008

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the act of repeatedly inserting your fingers to someone's vagina as fast as you can

hey babe, want a fingerblaster 9000? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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somebody who often does their own thing despite others wishes.

I wanted to go eat, but Alex was being a fingerblaster and just wanted to stay in bed.

fingerblaster by Evannn December 9, 2008

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