faggerblasted

The state of a straight person shortly after realizing that he/she is hanging out in a gay-bar in a foreign city.

Guy 1: Man, how was your trip to Aix-en-Provence?
Guy 2: Everything was fine until we got faggerblasted in this place called "Odeur du Chef"!

by jorgev December 20, 2008

faggerblaster

A ratchet and clank weapon

OH MAN, did you see me blow that shit up with my faggerblaster?

by Aureliano November 27, 2007

Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016

flaggerbasted

To be sexually aroused by inanimate objects

Yo doggy, bro, I'm so flaggerbasted. That lampshade got me feelin some kinda way

by cutepapi July 5, 2017

FingerBlasted

Getting blasted in the anus or vaginal area by the ring or middle finger.

OMG, she just got fingerblasted in your room!

by WapoFurious July 14, 2018

Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted

The process of eating an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos (Crunchy or Puffs, your preferred choice) and then proceeding to fingerblast a woman's coochie.

Also gives the coochie a firey taste.

Girl #1: " Hey gurl, I just got told that I tested positive for a yeast infection."
Girl #2: "What?! How did that happen?"
Girl #1: "Well Kyle came over, ate an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted me!"

by GucciBoii May 20, 2020

Fingerblastedge

When you finger your girl so hard she asks if u used a 12 gauge shot gun to blast her

“Hey man did u finger ur girl”
“Yes I’m so good at it she told me my Fingerblastedge was epic”

by Fingerblastedge December 3, 2021