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faggatron 

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008

Faggatronics 

The language, science, and math, and history of faggotry.

The mechanics of queerness encompassed.
1. This bitch sucked so bad I couldn't understand how until I found she achieved a Ph.D. in faggatronics.

2. Certain stereotypical voice/behavior inflections that are typically more difficult to detect in London and in those possessing strong powers of faggatronics.

fagatronics 

Acting excessively whiny.

Being overly theatrical.

Acting like a fem Homosexual
If you dont quit your fagatronics Im gonna smack you
fagatronics by DB January 13, 2005

faggotronics 

Cut out the faggotronics or I'll kick your teeth in.
faggotronics by Biff Tannen's Dick February 20, 2011

faggetronic 

Electronic music that emobodies the gay male community. It's usually rump-shakin', 80s or synth heavy. IE new Madonna albums, trance, Tatu, prog house, etc.

Can be used negatively or positively depending on the situation. See examples.
1. The music they were playing at the club was pretty faggetronic, but I had a swell night.

2. The new Cut Copy album is totally faggetronic! I love it!
faggetronic by JohnElectric April 30, 2008

Faggatron 

I am a big faggatron
Faggatron by -The All-Knowing- December 28, 2018