fapabytes 

A unit of data measurement for the amount of porn on may have on their computer system

Mike Kingscott holds the world record for the most fapabytes of Hungariandonkey porn

fapabytes by Maplesoup March 28, 2016

fapobyte 

The unit of measurement for porn storage.

Tom, "Hey Phil, How many fapobytes of albino midget porn do you have on your hard drive?" Phil, "I think I'm up to about 30 fapobytes Tom."

fapobyte by lostnthenet July 7, 2010

fatabetes 

Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.

Chris: You have diabetes? You're not even fat!
Austin: I have Type I, not fatabetes, fucktard.

fatabetes by Stuart2 November 1, 2007

fagabetes 

A rare disease in which carriers must have a certain level of cock sugar, or else they'll probably implode or something. One who has this disease is often referred to as "fagabetic"

Antonio has fagabetes and must have a low cock sugar level

fagabetes by meatybratwurst April 2, 2009