a place close to Pontypridd which is in Wales where the most ugliest people from Wales go to live to stay hidden from the gorgeous people from England and other parts of Wales. Llantwit Fadre is a great place to find dodgey drugs and prostitutes that ask for a place to stay instead of money. They feel so down about being Welsh because they are so jealous about not being English.
after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*