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facsimitate

An imposter, imitating someone or something art or creativity. an imitated copy, a duplication not made by the original or from the original, a match that doesnt.

Too good to be believed, a copy so good, its an obvious fake. duplicate, Its not the real thing, the style of the thing, and not the substance of it. As close as a person can get to the original, yet lacks the quality that make is the true original. High definition tv, so clear, that what you're watching isn't believable. a copy that is unsettling, and no impressive.
Mariah Carey tries to facsimitate her younger self, carrying that note so high and so long, that she seems to have just lost it.
facsimitate by jocklondon March 28, 2021
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facilitate 

facilitate growth
facilitate by MlgDoge 160000 February 15, 2017

cock facilitate 

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.
cock facilitate by max100 May 31, 2009

Facilitated Fucking 

Hotdog Xansabar is a master at facilitated fucking.

facilitate 

to make easier for others.

i_Facilitate
basketball: the assist leader in the league facilitates the game for his teammates
facilitate by nick nocie May 22, 2006

facilitate 

Justin's way of getting shit done.
Gotta go facilitate the bitches.
facilitate by grandmaster funk November 16, 2013

facilitate 

An asshole's way of saying, "to make easier for others".
James like to facilitate Chuck.
facilitate by Badass Roadie November 24, 2015
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