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faceboast
To boast about your accomplishments or your exciting social life using Facebook status updates to show off to the world. See also "facebrag."
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Facebawarkward
Once you accept a friend on facebook, then then next time you see them, either of you do not mention it.
Hey, Jessica just accepted me as a friend on facebook, but when I saw her, she acted like she didn't know me...it was very facebawarkward...
Facebawarkward by marcmargaritaville July 29, 2009
facebait
Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.
A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."
facebait by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011
facebarf
(noun)
1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook
(verb)
2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance
1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook
(verb)
2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance
Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"
Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah
Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"
Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah
Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"
facebarf by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011
facebeef
When two or more people have a mindless heated argument on Facebook, whether it's through comments on profile pictures, profile walls, etc.
Person #1: You hear about the fight after school today?
Person #2: No, what happened?
Person #1: Did you see the facebeef on Samantha's profile picture? The one with her and her boyfriend John.
Person #2: Hahaha, oh yeah. Sam's ex left a comment asking if he was enjoying his sloppy seconds. Then John commented back and said he was gonna kick his ass.
Person #2: No, what happened?
Person #1: Did you see the facebeef on Samantha's profile picture? The one with her and her boyfriend John.
Person #2: Hahaha, oh yeah. Sam's ex left a comment asking if he was enjoying his sloppy seconds. Then John commented back and said he was gonna kick his ass.
facebeef by The Joker in Bruges February 9, 2009
facebitch
"Ian, how's your facebitch doing? Have you even had a conversation with her that wasn't through Facebook?"
facebitch by IanYouKnowItsTrue January 11, 2008
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