Facebattle

The act of hijacking someone's Facebook profile update to argue over a point or political statement made in aforementioned update.

Friend X: Well, if you look at Glenn Beck's site, he clearly states the facts, blah, blah, blah
Friend Y: Glenn Beck is an idiot yadda, yadda, yadda
Friend Z: Guys, can you take your Facebattle private? I was just trying to tell everyone how bad the line was @ Shangri-la!

by KevNemo September 8, 2009

face battle

Same as kissing, but sounds cooler.

“May i challenge you to a face battle my good sir?”

"Me and this girl totally had a face battle last night! It was great!"

by MoreBoobs October 19, 2012

Face Battle

What we should use instead of kiss

We face battled roughly as we loved each other and couldn't stop the feeling

by Niall is a sexy fucker December 30, 2013

Facebutter

When a girl has a attractive face but a un-attractive body.Friends often pass these women off as "having a pretty face"

H:wow, look at that girl she's hot
R: Ya, to bad shes facebutter

by meteorologist H January 20, 2009

face battle

the act of attacking another's face intimately. No one ever wins, so it always calls for a rematch.

When I encountered my brother and his girlfriend engaging in a face battle, I slowly walked out.

by professional thumb wrestler June 11, 2014

Facebaffle

A mysterious or cryptic post on Facebook that is either only understood by a very small group of people or is complete non-sense. The proper facebaffle is never explained no matter if others inquire or not.

Suzy facebaffled when she posted “Last night I saw…WOW!” on Facebook then never explained what she meant.

by CSni July 18, 2009

Face Battle

A cooler version of the word "kiss".

Good day, lady, I challenge you to a face battle.

by jacobiswiggy February 8, 2014