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A person who is a douche bag on Facebook. You know that guy who likes to talk about himself and tell you all about his day as if everyone cares. Then he proceeds to tell you how awesome he is and how many chicks he can score with, not to mention how many Jager Bombs he can do in a row.
1.A Facebag is someone who posts pictures of themselves with a camera phone flexing infront of the bathroom mirror

2.A Facebag is someone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person on facebook.

3.A Facebag is someone who makes the same face in every picture to try and look smooth.

4. A person who gives himself a a nickname like "The Situation" or "L-Bo"
by Jason and Kathleen January 11, 2010
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The famed website that inspired facebook. Facebag enabled users to upload images of themselves and friends drinking at clubs but did not allow users to log in, post events, tag photos, send messages, comment or post on walls. The eventual status function influenced twitter.

The website is currently on hiatus.
"Later today I will post these pics on Facebag."
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(noun) Excitement online. Facebag is a website where friends can hang out and view photos.
"What is Facebag?"
by Jackalope_Hero May 29, 2009
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The service Facebag is largely comparable to other social networking sites. Facebag claims to be one of the biggest social networks in the Balkans, Africa, and Mongolia, with reportedly about ten million members as of April 2006, mostly in the German-speaking countries of Germany, Switzerland and Austria. Currently, Facebag survives entirely on donated funds and venture capitalists, such as Persian celebrity Reva Hooman Anousheh.

Facebag sections feature topics that are pertinent to gentlemen, and of course, ladies. The sections include:

* Fashion & Lifestyle

* Fine Living

* Cars

* Health & Sports

* Dating & Love

* Car Reviews

* Sexuality

* Women

* Men

* Power & Money

* Entertainment

* Gaming

* Ladies

* Amateur hypnotism

* Poker

* Joke of the Day

* Sexy Male Official of the Day

* Cool Site of the Day

* ??????

* Profit

Contrary to popular belief implemented through a plethora of overblown media hype, Facebag does not have a under-the-table deal with networks of sweater vest enthusiasts needing servers to share photographic content of their investments.

Facebag is currently down, but expecting redeployment in the future.
"Facebag is just awesome."

"Good girls don't say no .... to Facebag"
by marina69 May 29, 2009
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Facebag is a free-access social networking website that is operated and privately owned by Facebag, Inc. Users are unable to join networks organized by city, workplace, school, and region to connect and interact with other people. People cannot add friends and send them messages, or update their personal profiles to notify friends about themselves. The website's name refers to a well known phenomenon occurring when an internet server achieves totality in the event of a plethora of chavs uploading pictures of themselves, they bros, and they bitches, creating a toxic mess on the internets (citation needed). Due to the immense interest Facebag developed in the Web 2.0 community, a myriad of spin-off sites initialized including the well known social networking websites Facebook and Twitter.

Facebag has met with some controversy over the past few years. It has been blocked intermittently in several countries including Suriname and Estonia, although Estonia later unblocked Facebag in 2009.

The patent on Facebag's infamous "Got 2 Get That Honey-Bunny Booty" application is currently pending in Australia and New Zealand.
"I love Facebag, I love women, I love drinking, I love Facebag"
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a person who uses facebook as nothing other than a place to go on a conservative rant about everything. eventually requiring that you hide them from your page.
i had no idea my brother was such a FACEBAG! he sounds just like Glen Beck.
by thecave February 03, 2010
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