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Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
The facial sensation one experiences while drunk; sloshy cheeks, tingly lips, and heavy eyelids are all components of facelag.
Guy 1: Bro, I have the gnarliest facelag right now. I swear if you slapped me with a fish it wouldn't even phase me.

Guy 2: I know homie you killed that 40 mad quick. I guess this is why they call it getting shitfaced.
Facelag by FuggaDuck October 16, 2011

faceless 

A wrod describing an online persona/individual that has no form of media identifying the actual person behind the computer.
"This guy who just requested me is faceless."
faceless by TrindMyst September 8, 2007

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.
Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.
facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020
The term is used in South America, and refers to somebody who is exceptionally good looking, so therefore it is a compliment, and tends to be used for men only. It is both a noun and an adjective; the noun has three different forms:
-pl m "Facheros"
-pl f "Facheras"
-m "Fachero"
-f "Fachera"
"Seb es el mas Fachero"
"Maxi es casi un Fachero"
"Que Facheros que somos"
Fachero by El Fachero May 8, 2009

The Faceless 

A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.
At the Faceless show:

Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"

Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
The Faceless by Aaron Liao January 11, 2009