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meaning "faces" in italian, the american version is to be said with emphasis on the first letter and refers to the singular "face"-- unless you say "faches", in which case it is plural. Can also be shortened to "fach".
Shut the fuck up before I hit you in the fache.
by Nache August 11, 2005
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(Noun and adjective)

Noun:
Someone who deceivingly associates with situations of prejudice, abuse or oppression in order to gain compassion.

Adjective:
A deceiving (fake) effort by someone associating with situations of prejudice, abuse or oppression in order to gain compassion.
Noun:
Jason talks about being the victim of prejudice to gain attention, but he grew up in a privileged neighborhood with no oppression or violence. He's a total f-ache.

Adj:
So many people use popular hashtags to gain followers and attention on social media. But their posts are f-ache news.
by LCat July 12, 2019
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An instance in which one IMs someone when the latter person was about to IM the first.
I had a fache with this guy yesterday, it must have been fate.
by SheedyIV January 12, 2008
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