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meaning "faces" in italian, the american version is to be said with emphasis on the first letter and refers to the singular "face"-- unless you say "faches", in which case it is plural. Can also be shortened to "fach".
Shut the fuck up before I hit you in the fache.
fache by Nache September 4, 2005
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A simple way of saying "in your face"
I told you that chick was a man, FACHE!
Fache by Wordadzical April 16, 2011
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An instance in which one IMs someone when the latter person was about to IM the first.
I had a fache with this guy yesterday, it must have been fate.
fache by SheedyIV January 16, 2008

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

face creme 

Cum on one's face from giving a blow job. The result of receiving a facial.
Likki loves face creme. It's her secret for maintaining her youthful appearance.
face creme by Likki Blondegirl November 12, 2021

Churchill Face 

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.
Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!
Churchill Face by will bitten September 14, 2017

Bread in the Face

an adjective meaning,"that's so cool", or "that's so awesome."
"This headband is so ..."bread in the face". I really like it.
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