facewing 

It is like facepalm, but for birds

The bird facewinged as his friends were arguing about something stupid

facewing by StarBoy336 August 26, 2019

Facewig 

A prosthetic beard. Particularly useful for those who can not grow their own beard. A wig for the face. Known by those who are highly interested in the incognito lifestyle.

"Hey Charlie, have you seen Frank around?"
"Haven't seen him in years...rumor has it, he's in the Witness Protection Program....and they gave him a facewig."
"Boy, we'll never find him now!"

Facewig by Smoothface September 25, 2008

Facebinge 

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

Facebinge by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009

FaceWine 

When you and your friends get together on FaceTime to drink wine and have a natter. Particularly relevant in the great COVID screwup of 2020.

Hey Jane, fancy a FaceWine?

FaceWine by El Benjamino April 30, 2020

Faceling

A humanoid entity with no face; found in the Backrooms.

Facelings are generally nonhostile, except for the children.

Faceling by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

facexing 

Talking to someone on facebook (messaging, wall posting, commenting) and texting at the same time.

Okay just dont let it happen again! but it probably will since we are facexing right now.

facexing by afacexingpro June 15, 2011

faceping 

When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, and guy will "take over" the conversation from there.

Samantha (on facebook): Hi
Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh

faceping by frustro May 16, 2009