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facewing by StarBoy336 August 26, 2019
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Facewig
A prosthetic beard. Particularly useful for those who can not grow their own beard. A wig for the face. Known by those who are highly interested in the incognito lifestyle.
"Hey Charlie, have you seen Frank around?"
"Haven't seen him in years...rumor has it, he's in the Witness Protection Program....and they gave him a facewig."
"Boy, we'll never find him now!"
"Haven't seen him in years...rumor has it, he's in the Witness Protection Program....and they gave him a facewig."
"Boy, we'll never find him now!"
Facewig by Smoothface September 25, 2008
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facewing • FaceWine • Facebinge • facebinger • Faceling • faceping • Faceting • Facewig • facexing • face bingo
Facebinge
Cait: What did you get up to last night?
Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!
Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!
Facebinge by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009
FaceWine
When you and your friends get together on FaceTime to drink wine and have a natter. Particularly relevant in the great COVID screwup of 2020.
FaceWine by El Benjamino April 30, 2020
Faceling
Faceling by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
facexing
facexing by afacexingpro June 15, 2011
faceping
When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, and guy will "take over" the conversation from there.
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