A prosthetic beard. Particularly useful for those who can not grow their own beard. A wig for the face. Known by those who are highly interested in the incognito lifestyle.
"Hey Charlie, have you seen Frank around?"
"Haven't seen him in years...rumor has it, he's in the Witness Protection Program....and they gave him a facewig."
"Boy, we'll never find him now!"
"Haven't seen him in years...rumor has it, he's in the Witness Protection Program....and they gave him a facewig."
"Boy, we'll never find him now!"
by Smoothface September 25, 2008
Get the Facewig mug.1. The passive-aggressive act of making threatening faces to someone when in public, or while in the company of others, as to not make a scene.
2. To mouth curse words in a threatening manner to someone in public, so others don't hear you.
2. To mouth curse words in a threatening manner to someone in public, so others don't hear you.
"I got in a major facefight with boyfriend at the restaurant, and gave him looks like I wanted to punch his face in."
"She called me out in front of our friends, and then we got in a facefight; I mouthed every name in the book to her!"
"She called me out in front of our friends, and then we got in a facefight; I mouthed every name in the book to her!"
by JB-money July 9, 2012
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the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.
Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.
Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...
Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...
by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009
Get the facewitter mug.Jane was planning to Facetigate her boyfriend John's postings on his Facebook profile.
Jane is Facetigating John's postings on his Facebook profile.
Jane is Facetigating John's postings on his Facebook profile.
by RobertBellaHernandez April 22, 2010
Get the Facetigate mug.When you and your friends get together on FaceTime to drink wine and have a natter. Particularly relevant in the great COVID screwup of 2020.
by El Benjamino April 30, 2020
Get the FaceWine mug.Person who only mentions a team on social media after a key win or during a successful season. Opposite of a die-hard fan.
Now that the 49ers aren't playing well, the facewaggoners have gone silent.
You only hear from the Chargers' facewaggoners after they beat the Raiders.
You only hear from the Chargers' facewaggoners after they beat the Raiders.
by de1 fueg0 December 21, 2015
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