When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.
Cait: What did you get up to last night?
Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!
When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, and guy will "take over" the conversation from there.
Samantha (on facebook): Hi Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh
someone who doesn't visit facebook for days, weeks, or months at a time and who, upon visiting facebook, comments on everything and anything for the next couple of hours.
jack (upon waking): ughhh, i have such a headache
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).