facewall

Unification of ones forehead with a wall as a means to vent frustration or disappointment, often forceful.

Professor: Ok guys, so is 1 a perfect square?
Class: *with conviction* Sir, NO!
Professoir: *facewall*

by roco66 February 23, 2010

Facewall

When your palm isn’t enough

*teacher facewalled after the student complained about failing the test after not studying*

by Dramatic March 3, 2024

Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.

"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."

by willers222 December 18, 2008

Faceballs

The use of facebook to either 1)impress the opposite sex because in real life (face to face) the person would not have the guts, or balls, 2) using facebook as a forum to bash others when in real life (face to face) they would not have the guts or balls to do so.

Dave sure does have alot of female friends on his facebook, how come he never gets together with any? Dave has faceballs, he could never be as cool in person.

And
Does Dave have any idea who that guy is as he bashes his profile and pics? He would kick his ass if they met face to face. Oh yeah, he has faceballs. A real tough guy on Facebook.

by Iamctaz2u April 19, 2010

Faceball

The word used to describe a popular new form of aquatic sport in which participants throw giant exercise balls at one another in an attempt to hit each other in the face.

Boy 1: Have you played Faceball yet? The popular new aquatic sport that has been sweeping the nation of Australia at a glacial pace?
Boy 2: No, but it sounds enjoyable and I can immediately grasp the concept of it as said concept is basically outlined in the name given to the sport!

by Cregford Mayweather February 4, 2010

facewalk

When you become so shitfaced that you trip and fall on your face on an abrasive surface (asphalt, gravel, or grassy hills seem to work rather well) causing a scrape that will definitely leave a scab.

Bob: Dude, what happened to your face?

Dave: I facewalked after the party last night when i was walking down the hill.

Bob: Man, were you shitfaced!

by woody23 July 28, 2005

Face Wall

A other way of using "face palm" but this one is much harsher as you would slam your face/forehead into the wall because of how stupid/overused something is.

Joe: They should make a futuristic version of Modern Warfare! That would be so awesome! You could use short lightsabers for knifes and force grenades!

Bob: *Face wall*

Joe:Why'd you do that?!?

Bob: YOUR IDEA IS FREAKING RETARDED!

by Carnivore_JJS December 12, 2009