faceplus 

A socially inappropriate action performed within a social network . Often used as a passive verb, to be faceplussed, to describe being the victim of a socially inappropriate action. For examples, sharing a private photo with all of your friends instead of just one. It comes from a combination of Facebook, Google Plus, and the facepalm you perform once you realize you did it.

This guy totally faceplussed me yesterday by posting a political rant on my feed. Now all my friends think I am some kind of doomsday prepper.

faceplus by davevr November 12, 2014

Faceplosion 

When shit kicks off on Facebook. Usually due to insults or disagreements, or when soemone drops a Status Grenade.

To Cause a Faceplosion

The was an almighty Faceplosion when Eric commented on June's status
E: 'well you weren't complaining last night...'

J: You bastard, I hated every second of it
E: Flabby tits
J: Tiny Cock
and so on for 40 comments.

Faceplosion by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009

faceplause 

An "applause" type sound that occurs when someone says something so stupid that crowds of people are forced to facepalm in disgrace-at the same time.

*discussion of rain cycle* Girl: "Oh, like, real rain?" *faceplause*

faceplause by 0100100001101001 September 19, 2009

faceplum 

The highest form of self humiliation.

Crikey, Charlotte just got a faceplum for that observation.

faceplum by Houtie June 29, 2009

Facepush 

The act of putting a flat hand to the cheek of someones face, and lightly shoving it away from you, while calling out, "FACEPUSH!"

Push, then yell, "FACEPUSH!"

Facepush by Facepushing October 9, 2007

Facepussy 

The act of enjoying a well deserved meal; Eating heartily

Last night I had some awesome facepussy

Facepussy by Mattress0991 March 6, 2009

Faceplosion 

A Faceplosion is where a particular facial feature somehow creates a small explosive device within itself that at any moment, will detonate and possibly injure any surrounding people. There is currently no possible way to cure the Faceplosion incident, and in some cases Faceplosion sufferers are used as weapons in military operations.

"Alright, Bravo team will flank to the right of the building, Fox Delta, you march right into the front with the Pfc, he's got the Faceplosions!"

"Sir, you serious? The whole buildin' will blow!"

Faceplosion by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008