Definitions by Nameless589

fauxplause 

The slow, sarcastic applause used to mock another person's shortcomings.

Jacob: "Check it out, I can ollie this curb with my new skateboard no problem."
<smashes into the curb and tumbles wildly>
Chris: (clapping slowly) "Bravo man, you're better than Tony Hawk."
Jacob: (writhing in pain) "Screw you and your fauxplause."

fauxplause by Nameless589 August 23, 2009