faceplease

when everything you ever do on facebook is aimed to please a certain friend/group of friends, whom you hardly know.

"dude, do you have andy on facebook?"

"yeah, i always try to faceplease him"

by danstroyer March 17, 2010

faceplause

An "applause" type sound that occurs when someone says something so stupid that crowds of people are forced to facepalm in disgrace-at the same time.

*discussion of rain cycle* Girl: "Oh, like, real rain?" *faceplause*

by 0100100001101001 September 19, 2009

fmeplease

The really cool website where you can post stories about trying to get laid. Fmeplease is an fmylife type of website where user can vote on stories and make comments.

For Halloween I dressed up as a juice box and said "suck me" to everyone I met at the club. This one girl who was drunk off her ass actually did...and it was the best one I've ever had. FMP (fmeplease)

by wonderweiss November 2, 2009

Faceplace

A mistakenly pronounced facebook.

Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time."

Johnny: "It's called FaceBOOK, Grandma and I just got 34 notifications! It's almost like having real friends"

by Rihanna Townsend July 7, 2009

faceplate

The front part of portable eletronics like cell phones and portable video games.

I'll buy a new faceplate for my PSP.

by Markirus October 20, 2009

faceplate

in the world of music royalties, means facilitate.

"Let me know what I can do to help faceplate the audit..."

by babyboomusica January 1, 2008

Faceplame

A fail so hard it sent your brain into spasms causing you to mispell facepalm

Example :

"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"

n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame

by Ub3r Sc0t3H April 1, 2010