Facelexia 

The condition by which you can't put a face to a name, or a name to a face

I suffer from facelexia.

Facelexia by Jo88 November 19, 2016

Faterexia 

when someones fat and has the idea that they are skinny.

synonym: FAT LARD
antynom: anerexia

Fat person: Oh my gosh I am so skinny, I should really gain some weight!

skinny person : you have a severe case of faterexia

Fat person : SHUT UP FATTY,

skinny person: agh I am fat , I am anerexic

Faterexia by hanfeet June 13, 2009

Fatlexia

when you misread something and think it's about food

"Sorry I couldn't help you with that--I had 5 fires"
*Misread as fries. "You had fries?"
"No, I said Fires. Your fatlexia is acting up again."

Fatlexia by DJDiabla January 18, 2018

facenesia 

Inability to remember faces.

I met Joe's friend last night, but now I can't remember what he looks like, goddam facenesia

facenesia by riccardo577 January 13, 2015

Fucklexia 

Dyslexia that fucks with a persons daily life (this includes struggling with speech forgetting definition of basic words and just forgetting what you're saying In the middle of your sentence)

I have fucklexia

Fucklexia by Shino.a.fucklexic.person September 25, 2023