Facelexia 

The condition by which you can't put a face to a name, or a name to a face

I suffer from facelexia.

Facelexia by Jo88 November 19, 2016

Faterexia 

when someones fat and has the idea that they are skinny.

synonym: FAT LARD
antynom: anerexia

Fat person: Oh my gosh I am so skinny, I should really gain some weight!

skinny person : you have a severe case of faterexia

Fat person : SHUT UP FATTY,

skinny person: agh I am fat , I am anerexic

Faterexia by hanfeet June 13, 2009

Fatlexia

when you misread something and think it's about food

"Sorry I couldn't help you with that--I had 5 fires"
*Misread as fries. "You had fries?"
"No, I said Fires. Your fatlexia is acting up again."

Fatlexia by DJDiabla January 18, 2018

facenesia 

Inability to remember faces.

I met Joe's friend last night, but now I can't remember what he looks like, goddam facenesia

facenesia by riccardo577 January 13, 2015

Fucklexia 

Dyslexia that fucks with a persons daily life (this includes struggling with speech forgetting definition of basic words and just forgetting what you're saying In the middle of your sentence)

I have fucklexia

Fucklexia by Shino.a.fucklexic.person September 25, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019