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facelunch

Similar to facepalm, or headdesk, facelunch is when someone puts their head into their food in frustration or disappointment.
Alice: "I wanna marry Edward Cullen and have his babies!"
Bob: *facelunch*
by Strewth January 25, 2010
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Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.
Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."
by nolrik November 13, 2011
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farplunchig

farplunchig is an odd word whose origin is surrounded in mystery. it is said to refer to an excessively overweight, gluttonous individual who enjoys eating different salted fish and variety's of wet bread. the person in question is usually very content with his or her situation and have been known to breathe heavily.
hey have you seen jake lately hes gotten very farplunchig
by kopelowitzaccouterments74 June 20, 2011
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facealanche

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.
Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.
by Okra Boy November 18, 2010
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facenunchuck

The act of hitting your face with a nunchuck. Used mainly when you're playing a Wii game and do something stupid. Can also be used in two player situations.
P1: *Gets killed by a Goomba in Super Mario Bros*
P2: *Facenunchuck*
by Schnozzlekinds November 21, 2010
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Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking at mach 10 and slip into her ass by accident , she turns around and flips out so you punch her in the face.
Man i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.
by Sawatis February 16, 2019
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FacePunch

A forum dedicated to intellectual conversation and not "LOL I MAEDED VIDEO IT R BESTEST xD!!!"

For the new people to Facepunch, you should use common sense and lurk a few weeks before you even think about posting as your terrible flash video or horribly incorrect statement will only make you look like an idiot and you WILL be banned.

The Forums include subforums allowing for easy classification, but the most populated are the General Discussion, Fast Threads, and the Garrysmod section.

The more controversial boards include the Oify, Furry, and Gay Pride, all of which bandwaggoners and Christians alike want taken down even though the people of FacePunch have a right to talk about their sexuality, fetish, or spam racism in the Oify.

The major problem facing facepunch today are the new people who think that their idea to fix the world's economy will somehow be brilliant and that it hasn't been thought of before by paid individuals. Another problem is the elitism that is rampant on facepunch, just because a member has a golden name they believe they are entitled to better treatment by the community than the lowly blues when in fact the only people entitled to better treatment are the mods, or they'll ban your ass.

Facepunch is full of intelligent people holding intelligent topics of conversations such as "My dick looks funny" "Is my dick normal" or "Does my dick look weird to you?" which are the hot topics of today's conversation.
Person 1: WAAAAH I GOT BANNED FROM FACEPUNCH IT MUST BE A BAD PLACE I'M GOING TO POST A DUMB DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY!
Mod 1: (User was banned for the post (Reason : Alt of permabanned user))
by Vexont August 4, 2010
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