facelunch
Similar to facepalm, or headdesk, facelunch is when someone puts their head into their food in frustration or disappointment.
Words you can keep
Canadian facemuncher
A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.
Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."
Canadian facemuncher by nolrik November 13, 2011
Related Words
farplunchig
farplunchig is an odd word whose origin is surrounded in mystery. it is said to refer to an excessively overweight, gluttonous individual who enjoys eating different salted fish and variety's of wet bread. the person in question is usually very content with his or her situation and have been known to breathe heavily.
farplunchig by kopelowitzaccouterments74 June 20, 2011
facealanche
When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.
facealanche by Okra Boy November 18, 2010
facenunchuck
The act of hitting your face with a nunchuck. Used mainly when you're playing a Wii game and do something stupid. Can also be used in two player situations.
facenunchuck by Schnozzlekinds November 21, 2010
Cabbage Facepunch
When you are fucking at mach 10 and slip into her ass by accident , she turns around and flips out so you punch her in the face.
Cabbage Facepunch by Sawatis February 16, 2019
FacePunch
A forum dedicated to intellectual conversation and not "LOL I MAEDED VIDEO IT R BESTEST xD!!!"
For the new people to Facepunch, you should use common sense and lurk a few weeks before you even think about posting as your terrible flash video or horribly incorrect statement will only make you look like an idiot and you WILL be banned.
The Forums include subforums allowing for easy classification, but the most populated are the General Discussion, Fast Threads, and the Garrysmod section.
The more controversial boards include the Oify, Furry, and Gay Pride, all of which bandwaggoners and Christians alike want taken down even though the people of FacePunch have a right to talk about their sexuality, fetish, or spam racism in the Oify.
The major problem facing facepunch today are the new people who think that their idea to fix the world's economy will somehow be brilliant and that it hasn't been thought of before by paid individuals. Another problem is the elitism that is rampant on facepunch, just because a member has a golden name they believe they are entitled to better treatment by the community than the lowly blues when in fact the only people entitled to better treatment are the mods, or they'll ban your ass.
Facepunch is full of intelligent people holding intelligent topics of conversations such as "My dick looks funny" "Is my dick normal" or "Does my dick look weird to you?" which are the hot topics of today's conversation.
For the new people to Facepunch, you should use common sense and lurk a few weeks before you even think about posting as your terrible flash video or horribly incorrect statement will only make you look like an idiot and you WILL be banned.
The Forums include subforums allowing for easy classification, but the most populated are the General Discussion, Fast Threads, and the Garrysmod section.
The more controversial boards include the Oify, Furry, and Gay Pride, all of which bandwaggoners and Christians alike want taken down even though the people of FacePunch have a right to talk about their sexuality, fetish, or spam racism in the Oify.
The major problem facing facepunch today are the new people who think that their idea to fix the world's economy will somehow be brilliant and that it hasn't been thought of before by paid individuals. Another problem is the elitism that is rampant on facepunch, just because a member has a golden name they believe they are entitled to better treatment by the community than the lowly blues when in fact the only people entitled to better treatment are the mods, or they'll ban your ass.
Facepunch is full of intelligent people holding intelligent topics of conversations such as "My dick looks funny" "Is my dick normal" or "Does my dick look weird to you?" which are the hot topics of today's conversation.
Person 1: WAAAAH I GOT BANNED FROM FACEPUNCH IT MUST BE A BAD PLACE I'M GOING TO POST A DUMB DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY!
Mod 1: (User was banned for the post (Reason : Alt of permabanned user))
Mod 1: (User was banned for the post (Reason : Alt of permabanned user))
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026