Facedowner

Someone whose Facebook updates are always dismal and depressing.

I'm really tired of reading Suzie's status updates about her rotten life. She's a real Facedowner.

by English Geek March 15, 2010

Facedown

When someone that became a bully later in life starts looking at the ground instead of at you (or their eyes dart around a room to look at everything but the one looking back at them, being confrontational back with them).

He stood to facedown his bullies.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2021

Gold in the Facedown Float

To die by drowning.

Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.

by PBender July 13, 2008

facedown friday

face down, ass up, thats the way we like to friday

Bro, it's facedown friday!

by kpinreallife May 22, 2021