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Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.
I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

facebush 

To ambush a desired facebook friend with a friend request, taking would-be friend by surprise due to lack of real-world friendship. Synonymous with "ambook."
"Dude, that chick is so hot. I facebushed her so I could see all her pics and beat off to the good ones."

"Weird, that quiet kid in my French class facebushed me. He's totally creepy, but I guess I'll accept."
facebush by Chrilex February 27, 2007

Facegush 

To inform others via a staus update that ones mood is good/great/awesome, usually to the disgust of the reader.
Hey Ross, did you see Carlys status today? It was all like;

"Carly says today is going to be a great day, life is great, Hoorah..."

Dude, what a Facegush...
Facegush by Benaman July 12, 2009

Facebushing 

It's when someone loses it on Facebook and starts mocking the innane entries by their so-called "Facebook Friends".

Also, similar to "Suicide by Cop", it is when a Facebook participant doesn't want to simple commit Facebook Suicide themselves, but wants to piss off enough of their friends that they all de-friend them.
Kouts is going crazy, He's facebushing all his current friends and Christos X. just de-friended him!

Did you see Kouts diss Christos X. by facebushing his existence and his posts?

Facebush 

The beard you've grown, while wasting time on social networking. Not specifically on one network called, you know how... But is the most popular.
Look at that facebush on your face! Have you been stalking online again?
Facebush by ampotant October 7, 2010

Facepush 

The act of putting a flat hand to the cheek of someones face, and lightly shoving it away from you, while calling out, "FACEPUSH!"
Push, then yell, "FACEPUSH!"
Facepush by Facepushing October 9, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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