Face-crash

To ruin someone's facebook profile by changing the details, status, pictures and sometimes joining or creating groups.

Someone just face-crashed my profile, I logged in and found that I am now intrested in men, that my intrests are being gay and that my profile picture is now a big pair of balls, I can't wait to catch the bastard that did this.

by Arthur C June 21, 2008

cashin in on face

1. To remove and wear another person's face in order to steal or receive their money with little to no suspicion.

GUY 1: Johns makin like 700 dollars a week now.

GUY 2: Really?

GUY 1: Yeah, too bad he's a greedy douche

GUY 2: Fuck John. I'm about to go cashin in on face......

by Metabashi July 18, 2010

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

by Holla_at_yo_Schola! October 25, 2009

facecrush

A crush you develop for a girl or guy through a social networking website, e.g. facebook.

I hardly knew Anna in college, but now I have a total facecrush on her.

by firstpitch December 9, 2008

facecrash

Girl on boy:
Girl jumps naked from a height, spread legged, in order to land straddled on a boys face resulting in oral sex and the boy crashing to the floor.

"Omygod that guy is so hot I would totally facecrash him."

"If anyone needs a place to crash, they can crash on my face."

by Bobisactuallyagirl January 5, 2009