Face-crash 

To ruin someone's facebook profile by changing the details, status, pictures and sometimes joining or creating groups.

Someone just face-crashed my profile, I logged in and found that I am now intrested in men, that my intrests are being gay and that my profile picture is now a big pair of balls, I can't wait to catch the bastard that did this.

Face-crash by Arthur C June 21, 2008

cashin in on face 

1. To remove and wear another person's face in order to steal or receive their money with little to no suspicion.

GUY 1: Johns makin like 700 dollars a week now.

GUY 2: Really?

GUY 1: Yeah, too bad he's a greedy douche

GUY 2: Fuck John. I'm about to go cashin in on face......

cashin in on face by Metabashi July 18, 2010

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

Facecrastination by Holla_at_yo_Schola! October 25, 2009

facecrush

A crush you develop for a girl or guy through a social networking website, e.g. facebook.

I hardly knew Anna in college, but now I have a total facecrush on her.

facecrush by firstpitch December 9, 2008

facecrash 

Girl on boy:
Girl jumps naked from a height, spread legged, in order to land straddled on a boys face resulting in oral sex and the boy crashing to the floor.

"Omygod that guy is so hot I would totally facecrash him."

"If anyone needs a place to crash, they can crash on my face."

facecrash by Bobisactuallyagirl January 5, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019