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cashin in on face 

1. To remove and wear another person's face in order to steal or receive their money with little to no suspicion.
GUY 1: Johns makin like 700 dollars a week now.

GUY 2: Really?

GUY 1: Yeah, too bad he's a greedy douche

GUY 2: Fuck John. I'm about to go cashin in on face......
cashin in on face by Metabashi July 18, 2010

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.
I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.
A crush you develop for a girl or guy through a social networking website, e.g. facebook.
I hardly knew Anna in college, but now I have a total facecrush on her.
facecrush by firstpitch December 9, 2008

facecrash 

Girl on boy:
Girl jumps naked from a height, spread legged, in order to land straddled on a boys face resulting in oral sex and the boy crashing to the floor.
"Omygod that guy is so hot I would totally facecrash him."

"If anyone needs a place to crash, they can crash on my face."
facecrash by Bobisactuallyagirl January 5, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026