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cashin in on face 

1. To remove and wear another person's face in order to steal or receive their money with little to no suspicion.
GUY 1: Johns makin like 700 dollars a week now.

GUY 2: Really?

GUY 1: Yeah, too bad he's a greedy douche

GUY 2: Fuck John. I'm about to go cashin in on face......
cashin in on face by Metabashi July 18, 2010

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.
I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.
A crush you develop for a girl or guy through a social networking website, e.g. facebook.
I hardly knew Anna in college, but now I have a total facecrush on her.
facecrush by firstpitch December 9, 2008

facecrash 

Girl on boy:
Girl jumps naked from a height, spread legged, in order to land straddled on a boys face resulting in oral sex and the boy crashing to the floor.
"Omygod that guy is so hot I would totally facecrash him."

"If anyone needs a place to crash, they can crash on my face."
facecrash by Bobisactuallyagirl January 5, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026