facechain 

A status message on facebook that asks you to acknowledge the message and repost it to your status - like a chain letter.

I'm not going to repost that facechain on my status.

facechain by Vermont Shadowed March 3, 2010

facechat 

The verb used to describe the online conversation with people using the new Facebook chat feature.

Upon logging in to Facebook, Matt was immediately bombarded with friends who wanted to facechat.

facechat by Yoni Bain April 6, 2008

Faceshing 

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.

Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.

Faceshing by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

Tesla Fuckchain 

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch

Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain

Tesla Fuckchain by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

Facewhiner 

someone who constantly complains about any little thing that goes wrong in their life on facebook to broadcast to the world about their problems. A facewhiner is usually all about self-centered-ness and loves attention, usually looking for sympathy comments on their status'

Complainer Magee i have no one to sit beside in math class because i came late to school because i missed the bus and no one would give me a ride so i had to walk to school and my feet are all wet and i just don't wanna be here right now i wanna go home, i'm having a bad day, what else could go wrong!? efff me :(

Someone needs to tell that Facewhiner to shutthefruntdoor before i call whine 11

Facewhiner by denver345 February 7, 2010

Facecrying 

The act of whinging to the world through facebook, usually about things no one really cares about

I have to study for my exam today FML, even though I knew I would have to when I signed up for university I thought I'd start facecrying to everyone for sympathy

Facecrying by Betterwork December 25, 2010

Facequaintance 

Someone who you have 'friended' on Facebook but don't really know or keep in touch with. You generally don't know anyone who ever comments on their Wall and wouldn't know them even if they walked right up to you and slapped you.

"Yea, I'm friends with her but we've only met, like, once. She's just a Facequaintance."

Facequaintance by DJHawkman March 22, 2010