facechair 

Often mistaken, a facechair is a universial word for an action pertaining to one partner using the other as a seat.

"Hey Brian, I think he's giving her a facechair"
"That's right, he is a human seat!"

facechair by Stevehowe June 25, 2017

facechat 

The verb used to describe the online conversation with people using the new Facebook chat feature.

Upon logging in to Facebook, Matt was immediately bombarded with friends who wanted to facechat.

facechat by Yoni Bain April 6, 2008

Facecard 

A reputation or line of credit in the streets due to good business and/or mutual respect.

I (the person with a good Facecard) would be known for not snitching, not skimping, being real, not oweing if I have a good Facecard.

Good Facecarder: Yo, front me a zip?
Plug: Yea fashow, I know you got me, your facecard clean bruh.

Facecard by IngenuityNotApplied May 26, 2018

faceHarmony 

A combination of Facebook and eHarmony.

When someone adds another as a friend, and decides to get with that person, whom they've never met.

WTF? Will is dating Jennetta? I'm pretty sure he just added her as a friend. He's trying to win women over faceHarmony.

faceHarmony by ibedoinyourmom January 31, 2010

facechan 

When Facebook is used to post lolzy pics, jailbait, troll rants, and useless information.

Don't worry bro, he's just a Mike's just a Facechan troll.

facechan by yomommasuck65 February 23, 2011

facechain 

A status message on facebook that asks you to acknowledge the message and repost it to your status - like a chain letter.

I'm not going to repost that facechain on my status.

facechain by Vermont Shadowed March 3, 2010

facecharades 

my literal best friend and cosplay buddy tbh!! Could not ask for a better platonic soulmate if that doesn't sound weird >:

Just cosplayed with facecharades it was sick!!

facecharades by carseatheadrestdotnet July 10, 2021