Facecrying

The act of whinging to the world through facebook, usually about things no one really cares about

I have to study for my exam today FML, even though I knew I would have to when I signed up for university I thought I'd start facecrying to everyone for sympathy

by Betterwork December 25, 2010

charlie and the chocolate factorying

The act of laying in one small bed alongside many bodies, as seen in the movie.

"Nobody wants the floor, so we're charlie and the chocolate factorying it in my bed"

by Bcoyne January 29, 2014

Play-doh factorying

Shoveling food in your mouth while you are creating a healthy, rope like shit.

"Man, you wouldn't believe it, but yesterday I ate breakfast & lunch and before I got home, I had to rush to Costco to get stuff for the fam, but ate hotdog and a piece of pepperoni pizza... Only THEN I got home to dinner when I least expected it! So needless to say the only way that was gonna happen is if I ran into the toilet and did some Play-doh factorying, or I wouldn't have got that out. Now I'm not as hungry."

by D34T#3V4N October 5, 2023

Faceurfing

The act of browsing facebook.

Friend #1: hey, have you heard from C. Brown lately?
Friend #2: yeah, I found him on facebook while I was faceurfing.

I faceurf every night so I can see what my friends have been up to.

I Faceurfed and found many old friends.

by ElleAB May 10, 2011