facebug

Someone who bothers you incessantly on Facebook, commenting on every status, trying to chat with you every time your online, being a general bug, this causes irritation, anger and can lead you to log off just to stop communicating with them.

Dude Brian is such a facebug!! I can't be online for 5 minutes without him harassing me.

by know your wrights October 13, 2009

Facebug

The constant bug that effects the website facebook.

1.
Person 1 - "This facebug is stopping me from looking at my online friends."
Person 2 - "Unlucky"

2.
Person 1 - "I can't delete this guy off my friends list!"
Person 2 - "Looks like you have a facebug."

by Demno November 7, 2009

facebunk

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.

Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 2, 2012

Facebun

A hair bun placed on the forehead or below that is both leading edge fashion and functional. In addition to being stylish a face bun will protect you in the case of a door being slammed in your face or the proverbial face plant.

Dude! That facebun is stylin' and it saved you from breaking your nose when a door slammed in your face.

by l.sharp77 September 21, 2018

facehugger

The "facehugger" is a creature that as created by the artist H.R. Giger in the "Alien" movies. Facehuggers typically lie dormant in eggs until they sense the movement of a possible host, at which point they hatch. They attack by attaching themselves to a host's face and implanting them with an alien parasite, using a tube which is inserted into the host's mouth. This process varies in length from about 15 minutes to a few hours. After they have implanted the embryo, they detach from their host and die. The alien embryo then grows inside the host's ribcage and bursts out of them after a period of a few days, although this timeframe may vary.

All you have to know is if you see one of these things, run for the hills.

by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005

faceburn

(noun) - A medical condition caused by making out with a guy who has a lot of stubble. Characterized by redness, itchiness, flaky skin, and/or a general feeling of burning on the facial area, especially near the mouth.

"Fuuuck! The guy I hooked up with last night hadn't shaved in three days, and now I have faceburn!"

by borninmay April 9, 2010

Facebutter

When a girl has a attractive face but a un-attractive body.Friends often pass these women off as "having a pretty face"

H:wow, look at that girl she's hot
R: Ya, to bad shes facebutter

by meteorologist H January 20, 2009