(Noun) A cross between English and Chicagoese. It involves bastardizing commonly used words in a nonsensical matter. Frequently speakers of Jimlish will often try to defend their bastardization of the word to no avail. Examples include: southmore (instead of softmore), uge (instead of huge), ashphalt (instead of asphalt, and sammich (instead of sandwich).
by l.sharp77 September 15, 2018
A hair bun placed on the forehead or below that is both leading edge fashion and functional. In addition to being stylish a face bun will protect you in the case of a door being slammed in your face or the proverbial face plant.
Dude! That facebun is stylin' and it saved you from breaking your nose when a door slammed in your face.
by l.sharp77 September 22, 2018