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faceburn 

(noun) - A medical condition caused by making out with a guy who has a lot of stubble. Characterized by redness, itchiness, flaky skin, and/or a general feeling of burning on the facial area, especially near the mouth.
"Fuuuck! The guy I hooked up with last night hadn't shaved in three days, and now I have faceburn!"
faceburn by borninmay April 9, 2010
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Faceburn 

Plugging in an offensive or obnoxious status update on a Facebook account that has been left open. Sort of teaches people to log off their account when using a public computer.
Don Pedro: Loves guys in tight jeans
or
Martin Barrera: is taking the day off from school to divorce his wife
or
user name: insert random offensive status

...this would be a faceburn
Faceburn by phell November 5, 2009

faceburn 

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.
Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".
faceburn by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

faceburn 

Any form of rejection on the website facebook.com, applicable to any circumstance. Faceburning is hazardous to human health.
She rejected your friend request! FACEBURN!
faceburn by EK3000 March 13, 2009

facebunk 

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.
Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!
A hair bun placed on the forehead or below that is both leading edge fashion and functional. In addition to being stylish a face bun will protect you in the case of a door being slammed in your face or the proverbial face plant.
Dude! That facebun is stylin' and it saved you from breaking your nose when a door slammed in your face.
Facebun by l.sharp77 September 21, 2018

FaceBurned 

To be punitively removed from another’s Facebook friend list.

Often accompanied by a sense of anger and rejection.
I got into an argument with {person} so he / she deleted me from their Facebook, I got Faceburned.
FaceBurned by M. Swiger November 30, 2010
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