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facebunk

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.
Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!
by thingoneandthingtwo May 2, 2012
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Facebun

A hair bun placed on the forehead or below that is both leading edge fashion and functional. In addition to being stylish a face bun will protect you in the case of a door being slammed in your face or the proverbial face plant.
Dude! That facebun is stylin' and it saved you from breaking your nose when a door slammed in your face.
by l.sharp77 September 21, 2018
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Facebonk

A common misspelling of Facebook. It occured to me that this is a effin' funny word and obviously a reference to being shagged in the face whilst giving oral
"I want to Facebonk your face"

"She was rubbish at head so i just Facebonked her"
by Sneeky Dave again September 29, 2009
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Facebonkers

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.
"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."
by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009
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Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.
Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...
by Ida Dunnher April 16, 2009
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Facebonk

A term for oral sex that is generally more acceptable in polite conversation than skull fucking

Derived from a typo of facebook
"I was facebonking when her Father walked in."

After facebonking each other for a while, Jennie and Tom decided it was time to change their relationship status.
by Rainbulimic July 1, 2008
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facebucket

Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay?
by stillaudreyesque November 10, 2009
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