1. when wakes up,whenever has a free period, gets home from school, after dinner, inbetween homework, before going ot bed, checks their facebook
2. when 300 friends seems too few
3. when
50% of your friends you havent seen in a year, and another
25% you've never met ever
4. when you are a member of over 30 groups and constantly
check to see if anyone has made a new
one
5. when you look at the clock and see that you have spent 4 hours looking at peoples facebook profiles
6. when you
check the clock again, and youve spent another 2 hours after that "just finishing up"
7. when you talk to someone who doesnt like facebook, you are shocked, appalled and imidiatly begin to try to convert them
8. when you see someone you havent seen in a long
time, but deside just to
check their facebook to find out anything going on with them
9. when you finish your homework at 10, but dont go to bed till 2
10. when you are a member of a club called "facebook addicts," "facebookaholics," "facebookers
anonymous," or some variation
person
1: are you ok? you look like your about to fall asleep, you have blisters on your fingers and your eyes are all bloodshot.
person 2: yeah... i just didnt get
alot of sleep last night.
person
1: alot of homework?
person 2: nahhh, just me being a facebookaholic
