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facebookshot

If something is stated on facebook and is visible to other friends, it is within facebookshot (like earshot). This may include wall posts, status updates, photo tags etc.
Fred: Damn who's that hot chick in your profile pics album?
Mark: Dude isn't your gf within facebookshot?
by therandycalifornian December 14, 2009
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Facebookholic

People who spend way too much time in facebook, making every social interaction via this social network.
Face it dude, you're a facebookholic!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!
by LifeThruALens May 12, 2010
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facebookphobia

Feeling of disgust or contempt toward facebook. You feel the world would be much better if facebook never existed or existed in a form such as Linkedin.

You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.

You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.
- Mark is facebookphobic because he thinks Facebook makes too much distractions in making friends in real life and avoiding enemies.

-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?

- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible

- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.
by Master Joie September 14, 2010
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Facebookahol

The substance which Facebookaholics crave. Warning: facebookahol is highly addictive, should only be consumed in small doses, and should be kept out of the reach of children. Side effects include, but are not limited to, sore fingers, red eyes, fatigue/drowsiness, and occasionally diahrrea, heart failure, and maybe even death.

Consider yourself warned.
"I'M A FACEBOOKACHOLIC!!!! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH FACEBOOKAHOL!!!!"

Doctor: "Quick! Get me a computer. I need 50 cc's of facebookahol pronto. Hurry!! We might lose him!!!"
by JesseMarantz February 28, 2008
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Facebookaholic

1. when wakes up,whenever has a free period, gets home from school, after dinner, inbetween homework, before going ot bed, checks their facebook
2. when 300 friends seems too few
3. when 50% of your friends you havent seen in a year, and another 25% you've never met ever
4. when you are a member of over 30 groups and constantly check to see if anyone has made a new one
5. when you look at the clock and see that you have spent 4 hours looking at peoples facebook profiles
6. when you check the clock again, and youve spent another 2 hours after that "just finishing up"
7. when you talk to someone who doesnt like facebook, you are shocked, appalled and imidiatly begin to try to convert them
8. when you see someone you havent seen in a long time, but deside just to check their facebook to find out anything going on with them
9. when you finish your homework at 10, but dont go to bed till 2
10. when you are a member of a club called "facebook addicts," "facebookaholics," "facebookers anonymous," or some variation
person 1: are you ok? you look like your about to fall asleep, you have blisters on your fingers and your eyes are all bloodshot.
person 2: yeah... i just didnt get alot of sleep last night.
person 1: alot of homework?
person 2: nahhh, just me being a facebookaholic
by fbaddict December 28, 2005
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Facebookship

A relationship based soley on facebooking. No in-person, phone, or text conversations ever take place.
It's torture to only have a facebookship with Amy. I'd really like to meet her for lunch one day.
by Amy's Dude June 24, 2009
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Facebooksofting

After a long day:

- It will be nice to get back to my room to do some facebooksofting
by @nicolaikirkeng September 4, 2009
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