Steve: I went on a date with Cara last night.
Ron: Cara? Her pro pic is so hot. You're lucky.
Steve: No, actually it turns out that she's only facebook-hot.

Facebook-hot by Bub for Bubs September 1, 2011

Facebook Hot

A girl or boy who you have never met, looks attractive on facebook or on any other social network, but in real life when you finally meet them, you think wow that person is not attractive at all and has disgusting characteristic. Facebook pretty shows that pictures can be deceiving.

Ah, dude this girl pictures on facebook was hot but when i saw her in person, she had all this acne on her.

I'd totally do her facebook body, but not her real body.

"How come you called that date off with that boy?"
"He's nice, and he had a facebook hot picture, but in real life he's not.

Facebook Hot by ONHERE July 20, 2009

Facebook Hot

When someone looks good on Facebook, but looks like crap in real life.

Jim: Man, that Jen girl is hot!

John: Nahh, she's only Facebook Hot man.

Facebook Hot by jimjammarama February 25, 2011

Facebook hot

The act of looking only attractive on Facebook. People are Facebook hot by severly editing pictures.

Gina: That guy was so hot!
Tina: Nah, he's Facebook hot. I saw him in person and he was ugly.

Facebook hot by kenzielala September 6, 2012

facebook hottie

A girl who appears to look extremely hot in all her online photos but actually looks horrendous up front in person.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that Nicole chick who's all over your Facebook wall? She looks smoking hot, I think you should go for her!

Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!

facebook hottie by seanthetruthkillings October 4, 2012

Hotter on Facebook theory

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.

Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.

Hotter on Facebook theory by flavorflav February 16, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026