Facebookship

A relationship based soley on facebooking. No in-person, phone, or text conversations ever take place.

It's torture to only have a facebookship with Amy. I'd really like to meet her for lunch one day.

Facebookship by Amy's Dude June 24, 2009

facebookscaping 

the act of pruning your facebook friend list.

too many people are creeping on my facebook... i need to do some facebookscaping

facebookscaping by Kayore October 22, 2010

facebookshot 

If something is stated on facebook and is visible to other friends, it is within facebookshot (like earshot). This may include wall posts, status updates, photo tags etc.

Fred: Damn who's that hot chick in your profile pics album?
Mark: Dude isn't your gf within facebookshot?

facebookshot by therandycalifornian December 14, 2009

Facebookstitute 

One who prostitutes themselves on facebook by adding strangers to increase their friend total.

I signed into facebook this morning and I had 12 friends requests from facebookstitutes. I have no idea who they are, but they must be desperate for friends.

Facebookstitute by Susie Stewardess May 14, 2009

Facebooksionship 

A Relationship on Facebook that does not actually exist in real life.

A Facebooksionship contradicts the phrase "Facebook Official" which by definition means, "A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook." or "how you know shit's real."

This may is relationship between people of the same sex or the opposite sex who are just friends not actual significant others.

Facebooksionships Include:
John Smith is In a Relationship with James Ryan

Megan Smith is Married to Alexandra Ryan

Really Hot Amy is In an Open Relationship with Kind of Chubby Ben

Facebooksionship by Facebookem123 August 25, 2010

Facebookstitute 

Someone whose gains an above-average level of pleasure from posting something on Facebook or liking every status they come across.

Ned: "Kelly's such a facebookstitute, man. I caught her liking all of my comments."
Bob: "Wow, bro."

Facebookstitute by The Bacon May 14, 2013