face minge 

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

face minge by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

minge face 

some who is well ugly

u f***ing minge face, s*d off

minge face by bitch ho November 9, 2003

Minge face 

Some one who has hair growth on their face for example a goatee that has been preened as one might preen ones pubic hair.

Gav is a minge face!!!!!

Minge face by Sweetie! September 1, 2006

Minge-face 

Harry White

Harry is a minge-face

Minge-face by B-bong and stoned-steadily October 23, 2003

Standard Issue Midget Face 

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.

Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

Standard Issue Midget Face by Adelemoney March 31, 2020

Facemonger 

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

Facemonger by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

Facebinge 

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

Facebinge by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009