SmurgleT's definitions

goss hawk

A mum who stands outside the scool gate, for ages after drop off, chatting who knows what to other goss hawks, like they have absolutely nothing to do all day.

I couldn't get out of the school gate for all the bloody goss hawks

by SmurgleT May 13, 2016

Narnian

A woman with the hair of a lion, a face of a witch and a body of a wardrobe.

Seemed like a good idea at the time, but this morning, that bitch looked like a narnian.

by SmurgleT April 19, 2016

googlestun

The ability to end any debate with technology

So you think you are right then? Time for a googlestun my friend

by SmurgleT June 3, 2016

scarevert

When an over sexed perv comes on really heavy and scary

Don't go with him, he is a pure scarevert!

by SmurgleT June 3, 2016

face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

Flesh head

A bald man

Wow, the sun has just dazzled me bouncing off the managers flesh head

by SmurgleT November 11, 2022

smurgleballs

To pad, paw pull at your ball sack for pleasure, just after blowing your load

What am I doing? Playing smurgleballs, you wanna go again?

by SmurgleT June 3, 2016