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face drunk

When you're so drunk, you talk all up in a friend's or stranger's face.
You can tell Kristin is face drunk, huh? She is right up in that dude's face.
face drunk by k_elie September 6, 2015
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Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.
Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

drunk face 

The way one's facial characteristics change when one is inebriated. Usually droopier in the eyes and cheeks. For females, their makeup is more obvious.
Something looks different about Susie tonight.
Yea, it looks like she has her drunk face on.
drunk face by LastNightsGarbage.com December 3, 2007

Drunk in the Face 

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.
Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...
Drunk in the Face by corealis March 1, 2011

drunk on your face 

when a person has seen another so many times that they are almost drunk... with seeing the other person's face because they have had so much of it

antonym: when one is addicted to something but hasn't had that particular thing in awhile and begins to go insane

related phrases: I'm drunk on you, Get drunk on something, I'm drunk because of you, I mean these are all so creative so there aren't any related phrases, Being drunk on someone's face is a good thing if you happen to be dating
I'm so drunk on your face!!!!!! It's awesome!

I am so not drunk on your face and it's killing me! I need to see you soon!!!

drink face 

1. To drink very heavily almost always to the point of black out.
I can't wait to drink face tonight.
drink face by TEP NJIT August 6, 2006

drink face 

a shortening of the phrase "drink my face off." implies:
1. drinking to the point of not feeling feelings anymore
2. needing someone to tell you what you did the night before
3. randomly hooking up with someone (one or more is possible)due to drunkeness
Jordan: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Chris: No idea man, but I'm just trying to drink face.
drink face by Durando December 18, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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