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Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.
Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

drunk face 

The way one's facial characteristics change when one is inebriated. Usually droopier in the eyes and cheeks. For females, their makeup is more obvious.
Something looks different about Susie tonight.
Yea, it looks like she has her drunk face on.
drunk face by LastNightsGarbage.com December 3, 2007

Drunk in the Face 

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.
Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...
Drunk in the Face by corealis March 1, 2011

drunk on your face 

when a person has seen another so many times that they are almost drunk... with seeing the other person's face because they have had so much of it

antonym: when one is addicted to something but hasn't had that particular thing in awhile and begins to go insane

related phrases: I'm drunk on you, Get drunk on something, I'm drunk because of you, I mean these are all so creative so there aren't any related phrases, Being drunk on someone's face is a good thing if you happen to be dating
I'm so drunk on your face!!!!!! It's awesome!

I am so not drunk on your face and it's killing me! I need to see you soon!!!

drink face 

1. To drink very heavily almost always to the point of black out.
I can't wait to drink face tonight.
drink face by TEP NJIT August 6, 2006

drink face 

a shortening of the phrase "drink my face off." implies:
1. drinking to the point of not feeling feelings anymore
2. needing someone to tell you what you did the night before
3. randomly hooking up with someone (one or more is possible)due to drunkeness
Jordan: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Chris: No idea man, but I'm just trying to drink face.
drink face by Durando December 18, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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