Face'd 

Face'd the art of getting f'ed up. Also known as shit-faced, or just plain ass-down drunk

I had a bad day, lets get a thirty and get face'd tonight

Face'd by Brunsmaster May 28, 2004

face'd 

when a person pronounces a word incorrectly and another person corrects them; the most common occurrence is when one pronounces the French origin of the word forte (referencing to one's strength) as the Italian origin.

Person A: I like running; running is my forte (fawr-tey).
Person J: Don't you mean "running is your forte (fawrt)".
Person A: Yeah, I can't believe I got face'd so bad.
Person J: It is not your fault that you have a mental handicap.
Person A: True. Thanks for taking me out of the allegoric cave and showing me the light.

face'd by non-bias July 4, 2009

Facebook Face'd 

word used when someone is trying to look emotionally deep on facebook and someone comments with something funny, thus negating the first person's idea, and the first person being 'Face'd' via facebook.

Person 1 (As a status): What if life is really just a bus stop? We're just, looking for someone to spend the time with."

Person 2 (commenting): Not possible. I hate talking to people at a bus stop.

Person 3 (also commenting): FACEBOOK FACE'D!

Facebook Face'd by The Emerald Halibut March 8, 2011

Face Pasta’d 

Getting so hammered you have no choice but to eat the pasta with your hands by shoving it into your face.

My friend Dylan was so hammered he Face Pasta’d and ruined it for everyone else.

Face Pasta’d by Finesteinburg September 19, 2018

D Face

A dick face, usually referred to a person.

An Insult

"Hey Bob you suck!"
"Shut up D Face"

You look like a D Face

D Face by David Broadhurst January 8, 2009

d-face 

a combination of ":" and the capital letter "d" that make up a smiling face.

That kid smiles too much, its like a constant d-face

d-face by uselesshero December 18, 2007

d'spiter face 

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.

Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.

d'spiter face by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009