F.M.L. 

"fuck my life" - said as an interjection to express discontent with events in one's life.

"I have to read 5 novels this summer for school. On MY vacation. F.M.L."

F.M.L. by jd9318 August 11, 2008

F.M.L. 

Fun Midget Land- A distant land full of stoned miniature people and magical unicorns that speak Spanish.

Phil- Dude have you ever been to a F.M.L.?
Bill- Na man but i hear its better than vegas!
Phil- You have no idea.
Bill- How do you get there?
Phil- You have to get past Rosetta Stoned.
Bill- Damn.
Phil- Real talk.

F.M.L. by Bad Applessssss September 23, 2012

F.M.L. 

Stands for Fuck My Like, a variation of the standard 'Fuck My Life'.
This happens when someone is one of the first people to 'Like' a Facebook status. When they go away a huge conversation happens as comments as the status. When they return, they find that their email inbox has been flooded with notifications from all the people who replied, having the recepient of such emails regret ever 'Liking' the status to begin with.

I noticed that Simon was going on a trip to Spain on Facebook so I clicked 'Like' then went to work. When I came back, there were like 70 emails in my inbox just from people replying and having a big converation. F.M.L..

F.M.L. by subatomicpotato May 23, 2010

F.M.L. 

"Fuck My Life" of "Fudge My Life"

Fny website where users pst stories

Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About half way through I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. F.M.L.

Today, my mom wants me snowed in with her and she wont fkn stop talking and the powers off. F.M.L.

Today, my boyfriend told me that he couldn't kiss me because i would fall for him. i think it was meant to be deep, but i started laughing hysterically. not only did i lock that text for when i need to have a good laugh, i also like him a little less now. F.M.L.

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. F.M.L.

F.M.L. by gogocarts3 February 9, 2010

F.M.L 

if you hate your life you say fml it means fuck my life

if your mom/dad or sis/bro who the fuck knows you can say it means fight me loser

#fuck my life #F.M.L #fuck #my # life #fight #me #loser

F.M.L by BeheadGamer July 19, 2016

F.M.L.H.I.T.A 

fuck my life hard in the ass

This is my second DUI, F.M.L.H.I.T.A.

F.M.L.H.I.T.A by Cristi_Cream November 15, 2010

F.M.L.Y.H.M. 

Fuck me like you hate me. Also a Seether song.

Jack: Hey Jill why don't you F.M.L.Y.H.M.!
Jill: Sounds like fun!

And so happened all night.

F.M.L.Y.H.M. by Chance Eastham December 9, 2007