A Norwegian boy who listens to metal, gets wasted every weekend, enjoys homoerotic interactions with his homies and sleeping for 3 hours too long. He's also gone almost deaf from all his concerts.
Ungendered person 1: That guy is such an Eymund
Ungendered person 2: Yeah. *yells* EYMUND
Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian
RUN, FAR AWAY
Me: I go to The KingEdmundSchool, what about you?
Mutual: *runs*
founded in the 1200s it is oxford's oldest acadmic establishment and probably the best college in oxford. More commonly known as teddy hall or the banter college, it is famed for it's many sporting and dramatic successes (rather than it's few academic ones), and will be found dominating the dancefloor everynight across oxford, recognisable by chants of teddy teddy teddy hall hall hall.
ex teddies include al murray (pub landlord) stewart lee and tery jones
st hilda's schlad "i wish i could have gone to stedmund hall"
Bury st edmunds is the lovely flower arranging town in which chav's hang out, outside and the bus station thinking they are solid, and the fitgirls with abnormally large foreheads.
The breeding ground of Howard estate scum and priors pussy's so welcome to bury St edmunds
A British school filled with so many white people you’d think god cummed on it
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
The KingEdmundSchool meaning “That boy goes kes”
“Very whiterful!”
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.